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teka teki comel....baca ler kawan2

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1.BERIKAN 3 CARA MASUKKAN GAJAH KEDALAM PETI SEJUK?
Jawapan:
i- Buka peti,
ii- Masukkan gajah,
iii- tutup pintu.

2.BERIKAN 4 CARA MASUKKAN ZIRAFAH KEDALAM PETI SEJUK?
Jawapan:
i) Buka peti,
ii) keluarkan gajah,
iii) masukkan Zirafah,
iv) tutup pintu peti sejuk

3.SATU HARI SINGA SELAKU RAJA HUTAN TELAH MEMANGGIL SEMUA BINATANG BERKUMPUL,SEMUA TELAH DATANG KECUALI....?
jawapan: Zirafah, sebab masih dalam peti sejuk

4.BAGAIMANA ANDA HENDAK MENYEBERANGI SEBATANG SUNGAI YANG DI DALAMNYA TINGGAL BUAYA YANG GANAS.
jawapan: berenang sajalah, bukankah semua binatang pergi berkumpul dekat raja singa.

5.ANDA MENAHAN SEBUAH BAS DAN MENAIKINYA, TAPI TIADA ORG YANG INGIN MEMBERI ANDA DUDUK SEDANGKAN MASIH BANYAK RUANG KOSONG¡­KENAPA?
jawapan: Sebab anda basah, bukankah baru mandi sungai.

6. ANDA PERGI BERAYA DI KAMPUNG KAWAN ANDA, SAMPAI DIRUMAHNYA ANDA ENGGAN MASUK KE RUMAHNYA, KENAPA?
jawapan: sebab anda masih basah, seganlah pulak...

7.ANDA KETAHUI KAWAN ANDA MEMPUNYAI RAMAI ADIK BERADIK TAPI RUMAH MEREKA KECIL SEBALIKNYA DAPUR PULAK YG BESAR, KENAPA?
jawapan: dapur dia ada peti sejuk besar, dalam peti sejuk ada zirafah.

8.ANDA DAPATI DIHUJUNG KAMPUNG TERDAPAT TANAH YANG SANGAT LAPANG,SEDANGKAN SUMBER PENDAPATAN UTAMA KAMPUNG TERSEBUT ADALAH MENGAMBIL UPAH DARI BERUK PANJAT KELAPA.KENAPA?
jawapan; disitulah semua binatang berkumpul.

9. SEWAKTU ANDA PULANG ANDA DAPATI BANYAK CECAIR PEKAT PADA POKOK KELAPA, KENAPA?
jawapan: Gajah bersin, kena selsema selepas keluar dari peti sejuk.

TEKA TEKI BERANGKAI NAMENYE..HEHEH
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Post on 24-1-2011 05:05 PM |All posts
bgus btl..bg soklan skali ngan teka teki...hehehe
really miss him..but....
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bgus btl..bg soklan skali ngan teka teki...hehehe
Yna@shynee Post at 24-1-2011 17:05



   AKU MMG HAHAHA..ANG YG DAH TEROR PUN XLEH WAT MCM AKU TAU..HEHEHE GELAK SOPAN SKIT HEHE
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Post on 24-1-2011 05:07 PM |All posts
teda sapa boleh kutip tacang sbb tt dah bolot sume nye
you don't survive something without scars
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Reply 4# KumbangPolkaDot

ntah..tt gile tacang..
really miss him..but....
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Post on 24-1-2011 05:18 PM |All posts
XPA2 TT BG SORANG SIKIT EA..SPE NAK TACANG ANTAT TANAN...
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Reply  KumbangPolkaDot

ntah..tt gile tacang..
Yna@shynee Post at 24-1-2011 17:11



    dia panggil uols g jawab teka teki kat umah sebelah la
you don't survive something without scars
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best teka teki nih...
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Post on 24-1-2011 05:21 PM |All posts
woi ..ngutuk aku ja keja..uols tu apa?
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best teka teki nih...
hijau_serindit Post at 24-1-2011 17:20



   haa ada jugak yg berkenan hihikhik
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Post on 25-1-2011 10:55 AM |All posts
laaa..baru nak teka...tt dah bagi jawapan sekali ....
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laaa..baru nak teka...tt dah bagi jawapan sekali ....
veriton77 Post at 25-1-2011 10:55



   lain kali yer tt bg yg comel2 n cute miut lg...
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best jugak teka teki ni
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ce bg la,,,
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comelnya teka teki tt ;)
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lor, knp dah ade jwpn..br nk test ke-tere-an..kekeke
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tak da lagi ka teka teki berantai nie...
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pohon copy paste
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ade gak jnis berangkai cmni...kena bagi tumpuan klu nak jawab
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bersambong2 teka teki ni... huhu.. jenuh nk mnjawab kalu ada yg bertanya...
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hihihi...berantai2 soalannya..jenuh nk jwb ni
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aku pernah bagi teka teki ni kat kawan aku dedolu... berangin je derang yang meneka nye!
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lol, hahaha. terbaek laaa
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sejuk beb.............................
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